Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Teaser Tuesday: Farm Fatale by Wendy Holden

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by Miz B of Should Be Reading and asks you to:

1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a random page
3. Share 2 "teaser"sentences also citing the title of the book and the author and in that way people can have great recommendations if they like the "teaser.
4. Please avoid spoilers

This week's teaser comes from Farm Fatale , a romantic comedy, by Wendy Holden:

"I must say, I don't fancy his chances much."
"Someone else clearly does, however. Apparently our divine hostess just caught him in the bathroom shagging one of the waitresses. Tried to drown him in the bidet, I hear, but he got away."

And people think life in the country is dull! Review will be posted on Thursday of this week.
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44 comments:

  1. Beth FJuly 13, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    Thanks for the morning chuckle. Sounds like a great summer read.

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  2. TeddyreeJuly 13, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    Sounds like an absolute hoot, hope it's been a fun read!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    That's a great way to start the day - laughing :)

    Thanks!

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  4. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 7:14 AM

    Sounds like a fun read. I'll watch for your review :)

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  5. Laurel-Rain SnowJuly 13, 2010 at 7:15 AM

    Oh, that's hilarious!

    Here's mine:

    http://rainysnowday.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/teaser-tuesdays-15/

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  6. KristinJuly 13, 2010 at 7:22 AM

    Trying to drown someone in a bidet...very interesting!

    Here's my teaser.

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  7. Gigi AnnJuly 13, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    That sounds like a fun read. I think I will add that to my wish list of books to read.

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  8. HeatherJuly 13, 2010 at 7:58 AM

    Cute teaser - sounds like a funny read! My post: Fellowship of Fear

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  9. wisteriaJuly 13, 2010 at 8:12 AM

    That's funny. Thanks..I picture the image.
    Here's mine
    http://bookwormsdinner.blogspot.com/2010/07/teaser-tuesdays-july-132010.html

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  10. jlshallJuly 13, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    Great teaser! Sounds like a cute book. Who knew living in the country could be so exciting, or so funny?

    My Teaser: Live to Tell

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  11. Mariam MaaroufJuly 13, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    Interesting teaser!
    Here's mine: http://mariamaarouf.blogspot.com/2010/07/teaser-tuesday.html

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  12. CMashJuly 13, 2010 at 8:35 AM

    lol Good one!
    CMash

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  13. gautami tripathyJuly 13, 2010 at 9:31 AM

    Now, I like that!

    :D

    Teaser Tuesday: The Likeness by Tana French

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  14. fredamansJuly 13, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    That was funny! Good one!

    http://fredasvoice.blogspot.com/2010/07/teaser_12.html

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  15. StaciJuly 13, 2010 at 10:13 AM

    That would not be the way I'd want to go out!! Fun teaser!

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  16. Julie J.July 13, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    Excellent teaser!! I really enjoyed it! Mine is posted here

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  17. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    LOL what a great teaser. I like the sound of the book already. I hope you enjoy it.

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  18. AimeeJuly 13, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Oh, that is a great teaser! Very funny! This is the second teaser I've seen from this book. It must be a really great read!


    My teaser is here.

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  19. Nise' July 13, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    Sounds funny! Great teaser.

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  20. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    Even the teaser made me laugh. Sounds like a fun book.

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  21. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Oh my! I'd like to know more about him. Great teaser.

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  22. Midnight Sapphire BooksJuly 13, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    Great Teaser!!

    Thanks for visiting my blog

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  23. Patricia's ParticularityJuly 13, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Oh lala lol. Intriguing.

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  24. ForgetfuloneJuly 13, 2010 at 3:25 PM

    I prefer mysteries to romantic comedies. Hope you're enjoying it!

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  25. Book SoulmatesJuly 13, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Hahaha...

    My teaser this week is from an ARC of Wicked Intentions by Elizabeth Hoyt.

    Happy reading :)
    ♥Isalys

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  26. Tales of WhimsyJuly 13, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    O good one!

    Thanks for stopping by my Teaser Tuesday :)

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  27. Book SakeJuly 13, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    Hah, drowning in the bidet...love it!

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  28. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    Haha, funny! Now that´s what bidets are for :D Thanks for visiting my teaser!

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  29. Karen HarringtonJuly 13, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    That sets the scene! love it.

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  30. UnknownJuly 13, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    Good teaser. Funny and naughty!

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  31. Jennifer | Mrs Q Book AddictJuly 13, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    I hope you're enjoying it. I'm just starting it. I read Beautiful People and didn't really enjoy it. I hope this one is much better. I will be looking out for your review.

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  32. YvonneJuly 13, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Love it! Great teaser!

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  33. Jenna JLJuly 13, 2010 at 11:15 PM

    I like your teaser. It gave me a good laugh.

    Thanks for visiting my blog.

    -JL
    An Avid Reader's Musings

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  34. OutiJuly 14, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    Hilarious! :D

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  35. BethJuly 14, 2010 at 2:06 AM

    Things sound very exciting!

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  36. iiJuly 14, 2010 at 2:10 AM

    I remember reading Holden, funny stuff... Personal favorite in the make-your-laugh-out-loud-on-the-train-chick-lit (yes, that's a genuine category!) is Julia Quinn. Most predictable, unrealistically regency, but so hilarious!!

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  37. kayerjJuly 14, 2010 at 2:24 AM

    oh my . . .

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  38. AnonymousJuly 14, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    Drowned in the bidet? What a way to go!

    Thanks for visiting my blog :)

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  39. audreyscountrycraftsJuly 14, 2010 at 6:18 AM

    Interesting teaser :) Sounds like a good book.
    Thanks so much for visiting my TT!

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  40. JenJuly 14, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    What a great teaser! :) I'm late visiting everyone's teasers.... mine's here

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  41. JenJuly 14, 2010 at 10:30 AM

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  42. JenJuly 14, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Re-posting my comment --- I like this teaser! Very funny -- and makes me want to pick up this book! :) thanks for visiting my teaser, too!

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  43. DarleneJuly 14, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    lol - That's hilarious. Can't wait to see the review for this one.

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  44. AnonymousJuly 14, 2010 at 10:40 PM

    Oh this sounds so wonderful! Need to keep it on my list. Thanks for stopping by!

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