It's Tuesday, Where are you ? is hosted by Raidergirl3. This week I am in Mississippi with my friend Bitty and several of her friends known as the Dixie Divas. We are carrying Bitty's ex-husband to the Hill Crest Cemetery. Oh, by the way, did I mention we found him in Bitty's front hall closet? Dead ? Yup, as a doornail. We had to move him. Right? What else could we do but wrap him up in a Persian rug ( a very expensive one, I might add) and get his sorry butt out of Bitty's house. And what better place than a cemetery to leave him? Just your ordinary, run of the mill midnight excursion! 
This week's Teaser, hosted by Miz B, is taken from Dixie Divas by Virginia Brown. Of course, you know I have to do more than the 2 sentences. Senior citizen rebel, that's me! Anyway . . .
"Don't even think about it," she said to the plastic-wrapped corpse, then knocked back a slug of Jack Daniels. "How did she do that, " Sandra wondered, "without spilling a drop of whiskey?"
"Bitty is a woman of many talents," said Rayna as she covered the senator discreetly with the dark burgundy carpet. We got him tucked into it again, ignoring Bitty's suggestion that we "just stick his head back up his ass and roll him like a truck tire the rest of the way to the vault."
