Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Teaser Tuesday

It's Tuesday, Where are you ? is hosted by Raidergirl3. This week I am in Mississippi with my friend Bitty and several of her friends known as the Dixie Divas. We are carrying Bitty's ex-husband to the Hill Crest Cemetery. Oh, by the way, did I mention we found him in Bitty's front hall closet? Dead ? Yup, as a doornail. We had to move him. Right? What else could we do but wrap him up in a Persian rug ( a very expensive one, I might add) and get his sorry butt out of Bitty's house. And what better place than a cemetery to leave him? Just your ordinary, run of the mill midnight excursion!


This week's Teaser, hosted by Miz B, is taken from Dixie Divas by Virginia Brown. Of course, you know I have to do more than the 2 sentences. Senior citizen rebel, that's me! Anyway . . .


"Don't even think about it," she said to the plastic-wrapped corpse, then knocked back a slug of Jack Daniels. "How did she do that, " Sandra wondered, "without spilling a drop of whiskey?"
"Bitty is a woman of many talents," said Rayna as she covered the senator discreetly with the dark burgundy carpet. We got him tucked into it again, ignoring Bitty's suggestion that we "just stick his head back up his ass and roll him like a truck tire the rest of the way to the vault."


This book is a riot. If you like cozies even half as much as I do, I think you would enjoy this one.

22 comments:

  1. This sounds almost as good as Stephanie and Lulu's scene when they put the body in the car boot.

    This sounds great!

    My teaser is here.

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  2. LOL - great teaser, book sounds like an absolute hoot!
    Here's my Teaser

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  3. This sounds like something I need right now!

    Great teaser!

    Tuesdays: What's up?

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  4. Lol, great teaser! Glad you are enjoying this one!!

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  5. This sounds like a great book, loved your teaser!

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  6. I love cozies! Thanks for your teaser.

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  7. This book sounds so good. It made me think of Lulu and Stephanie Plum also. Great teaser. Now I have to read the book.

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  8. That is too funny! I'm definitely going to checking this one out!

    I hope you're having a good week Kaye!

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  9. OMG That IS a riot!!!
    Thx for stopping by mine, you fellow rebel, you!

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  10. LOL - my first laugh of the day! Thanks!

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  11. OMG that is hilarious! I'm definitely going to have to check this one out.

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  12. It sounds like it is a riot!

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  13. Sometimes a shot of bourbon is the only thing that works.

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  14. Glad you included the whole passage - a couple of lines just wouldn't have been enough! This one sounds like an amazing read - great teasers.

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  15. They sound like my kind of women. :)

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  16. Good one! Can't wait to hear what you think. Here's one tease and my other teaser.

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  17. I love that teaser! I'm going to have to check this book out, it sounds like a funny read.

    ~ Popin

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  18. Yikes that's a lot of dead body activity!

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  19. Great teaser! My interest in reading this book is piqued.

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  20. That's my favorite teaser and Where Are you today!!!! What a riot. I feel the need to read this book!!

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  21. LOL.I am really interested in this fun read!

    Here's mine:
    http://thebookresort.blogspot.com/2009/06/teaser-tuesdays.html

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  22. Good teaser...I fall prey to the over two lines too....LOL
    It's just too hard to stop when it's so good!
    Happy REading!

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